The Good and Bad Parts About Visiting our Nation’s Capital


The good: Monumental reminders of our great founding fathers. Fantastic!

The bad: The horrible photos people take. Here’s our homage to bad tourist pics. 

Taking pictures of a monument with  people in the foreground. Surprising. 

Cutting out part of the monument in their photo. Disappointing. 


Badly thought out composition: the Narwhal. 

Jets flying overhead every 15 minutes. Unexpected. 

And the next one. 

Selfies in front of non-descript federal buildings on the tour bus. Funny. 

It was a nice day that afternoon. Lots of sunshine. 


Not paying attention to all the details. 

Strange lighting without explanation. 

Tour buses with their engines running. Noisy. 

Another great shot of the Jefferson memorial! Maybe not. 

Cars honking at each other at the traffic lights. Uncool. 

The cherry blossoms were pretty. Why are we here again?

Selfies with shadows on their faces. Unbelievable. 

The gift shop tent. Delightful. 


Lunch at the memorial. 

Lincoln Memorial Potties

Or cherry blossom potties?


Lack of focus: the Jefferson Monument. 

Did I mention the jets?


A tourist impressing his family with a paddle boat ride and picking a cherry blossom-sized booger out of his nose right when I took a picture. So awesome I cropped it. 

Trying to take selfie and getting a tourist in the background. Brilliant I’m a Narwhal #2.

This is as close as we got to the White House. 


But there’s always time at the end of the day for a bad attempt at food photography.